HERE IN THE REAL WORLD

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WARNING: THIS MIGHT NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL PEOPLE

A few weeks ago a friend of mine, Trey Morgan who preaches in Childress, Texas, wrote a post on his website about what Jesus would tweet or what his facebook status would be. Here are a few of my favorites:

1. Didn’t tell my parents I’d be hanging at the temple for about 3 days. Mom and Dad just found me. Wow, Mom looks mad.

2. Just changed water to wine for the wedding feast. Let’s see the preachers try to explain this one in 2000 years.

3. Just sent a bunch of demons into a heard of pigs. I call it swine flu.

And of course my favorite:

4. Sleep evaded us all last night. Andrew snores like a three-humped camel with asthma.

I decided to take a look at some Christian college students facebook profiles. I was amazed at much of what I found! Kevin Roose would be proud.

Open house at 7:30 I feel some fornication coming on.
Listening to Gregorian Chant. F* my life.
Billy Mays here and with two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the friggin balls.
One of my personal favorites came from none other than a teacher: Like the rest of the free world they hate him! If the Phils got ahead by a few runs in the ninth, I’d drill him again despite the fact that the pitcher will get tossed. He’s such a hump.

I wonder what the example the next generation of Christians will send.

Until next time may the good Lord bless and keep you: All Y’all